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Keep your manhood toasty warm with one of our Knitted Willie Warmers and strut along safe in the knowledge that you are setting a trend. Let's face it, the boundaries of fashion and knitwear need to be stretched and the concept of a warm wang is, quite frankly, genius. Just think of it as a scarf for your penis and suddenly this particular fashion statement suddenly seems quite sensible.
I asked if she would give me a discount if I bought three pairs and was disappointed by her reaction. She shouted at me. I thought if this angry lady is able to do this business, I can do better.
A willy warmer or cock sock is a man's novelty garment designed to fit over the penis. If the gift was rejected, this was seen as evidence that he was not yet ready for marriage. Since the 20th century, willy warmers are usually made as novelties and joke gifts rather than to serve a functional purpose.
This post may contain affiliate links to companies I know and trust. If you purchase something through one of those links I will receive a few pennies to help fund my yarn, fabric and vintage cookbook habit. For those who feel self-important enough to think they were named for you specifically, they were not.
Not a bad tribute to Star Wars either, presuming you've mastered The Force well enough to wield this saber once it's fired up. Better ditch the Uh-huh! Etsy shop Jane Crochet Stuff lovingly creates each Lightsaber Willy Warmer - and points out the pieces also know as a peter heater or cock sock, JFYI - in standard dimensions of 6" long x 2" wide at the energy blade i. However, they are happy to make a smaller or larger lightsaber by request.
Every male knitter must understand this problem. The standard joke " can you knit me a willie warmer please? After all, it's a great project for helping to lower one's yarn stash!