Redditors took turns sharing their best intellectual jokes, and we've gathered our favorites here. From chemistry to art to music, these are the jokes you can pull out at your next dinner party -- if you want to hear a bemused groan from the crowd. A photon is going through airport security.
A new Thor: Ragnarok clip shows that the movie has at least one sex joke about Thor's hammer. The clip sees Thor talking to rock-like alien Korg played by director Taika Waititi about his lost hammer which, from the trailers, we know has been destroyed by death goddess Hela Cate Blanchett. Only Korg doesn't quite get Thor's relationship with the hammer.
More Stuff! One night a couple was sitting on the couch talking when they heard a terrible noise outside. They ran out to see what it was. When they got there they were shocked to see that and alien spaceship had landed in their backyard.
I'm in Australia watching two Queen Manta Rays have sex. Don't worry, Republican Partythey were just having sex not getting married. I'm with my wife and another couple.
These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive.
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple in his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so the Martians agreed. Later that night, the Martian man explained how, on their planet, it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship.
Conspiracy theorists, Ufologists, and, more importantly, internet satirists' most favorite target of scorn and alien memes, Area 51, has garnered a lot of attention as of late. Recently, a Facebook event called "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us" riled up over 1, users who declared they were "going" — with another roughlysaying they are "interested. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.